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           (define bottles
                                       (lambda (n)
                                         (cond ((= n 0) (display "No more bottles"))
                                               ((= n 1) (display "One bottle"))
                                               (else (display n) (display " bottles")))
                                         (display " of beer")))
              
                                     (define beer
                                       (lambda (n)
                                         (if (> n 0)
                                             (begin
                                               (bottles n) (display " on the wall") (newline)
                                               (bottles n) (newline)
                                               (display "Take one down, pass it around") (newline)
                                               (bottles (- n 1)) (display " on the wall") (newline)
                                               (newline)
                                               (beer (- n 1))))))
              
                                     (beer 99)